Dwight Simmons
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Dwight Simmons
Comic. Writer. BrewTube Comedy
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So Much Gratitude! Another Tour in the Books!
So Much Gratitude! Another Tour in the Books!

As I write this, I’m 23 days away from the actual recording and I couldn’t be more excited.

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Dwight SimmonsAugust 7, 2018Sip and Pass, Comedy, travel, TourComment
I'm Having A Baby!
I'm Having A Baby!

I’m just so emotional right now.

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Dwight SimmonsJuly 13, 2018
Eating Broke: Comic on the Road
Eating Broke: Comic on the Road

“HEY! THAT’S THE DUDE THAT EATS LIKE 12 STRIPS OF BACON EVERY DAY! YOU KEEP DOING THAT SHIT AND YOU GON’ DIE!”

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The RealDwight SimmonsJuly 3, 2018Comedy, Eating, travelComment
BANNED!
BANNED!

Banned from Crackers. It’s almost like a badge of honor within the Indianapolis comedy community.

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Dwight SimmonsMay 10, 2018Comedy, Rocketship Comedy, Independent Comedy
Progress. Goals: Spring Cleaning for The Brain
Progress. Goals: Spring Cleaning for The Brain

My goals for the next year are lofty.

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The RealDwight SimmonsMay 8, 2018Comedy, Limestone Comedy Festival, WritingComment
The Gentleman's Guide to Speaking To Women on the Street.
The Gentleman's Guide to Speaking To Women on the Street.
When approaching a woman, it's important to remember that you are attempting to interact with a HUMAN BEING. Consider this the New Golden Rule.
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ParodyDwight SimmonsMarch 13, 2018Cat calling, Comedy, WomenComment
Is This Your First Time?

Losing your virginity can be a real doozy!

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Adventures in TinderlandDwight SimmonsMarch 9, 2018Sex, Music, Greek Life, CollegeComment
Why This Blog?
The RealDwight SimmonsMarch 6, 2018

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